[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
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why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
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boys like it when you’re tough and can take care of yourself, but they also like it when youre vulnerable too! therefore, the best way to attract a boy is by becoming a giant reptile egg
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
it literally tastes like pencil shavings its not funny it was traumatic
i remember they did a little russian roulette type of game with these
It was called BeanBoozled
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