darlingbenny:

do you think that when sherlock was badly injured and all alone during the time when he was trying to break moriarty’s network, he remembered john standing in front of his tombstone begging him to please ‘don’t be dead…just for me’ and that’s what been keeping him alive - john’s voice begging him to not be dead

and that was probably what he meant when he told john ‘i heard you’

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bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

reallylameblog:

i love the mobile tumblr app so much sometimes i don’t even care what the original post said this is all I need to see

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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“It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful; yet everything is dying.”

(via impactings)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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